Jersey Shore: Picked Up For Season 4?

Jersey Shore: 

Picked Up For Season 4?

Looks like a fourth round of MVP, GTL, smashing it at the club, throwing down with roommates and face-planting drunk in the sand is just around the corner.

MTV has already told the Jersey Shore cast to keep May 2011 open to film a fourth season, a source involved in negotiations tells Hollywood Life.

The contracts for half the cast of the current season state that MTV reserved the rights to bring them back for a fourth season. So it's pretty much a go.

FOUR PLAY: The cast is totally DTF (doing the fourth).

Jersey Shore, which is all new tonight after a special Monday episode, has been like lightning in a bottle for MTV, so a fourth season seems like a given.

As of now, no shooting destination has been set, but with record ratings so far in season three, they'll find someplace that will accept Snooki. Eventually.

Excited for more Shore? Wish they would all go away? Discuss!


THG

Jersey Shore Recap: If I Were Sober, I'd Be Bored

Jersey Shore Recap:

If I Were Sober, I'd Be Bored

Last night on Jersey Shore, Snooki got sprung from the can but soon reverted to her old ways, while Ronnie's doppelganger was discovered at the club and JWoww's relationship problems with Tom Lippolis reached a tipping point.

A relatively tame episode after Snooki's epic bender, but a good one.

As always, THG breaks down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the MTV show in its trademark +/- recap below:

WHAT A QUACK: Snooki's dad relays his disappointment.

He's disappointed, but Snooki's dad takes the whole thing pretty well. Guess when your daughter once sold alcohol at a party at your house, and a trashed guest crashed his car and died on the way home, you've seen worse. Minus 12.

When her father goes off on her with the tried and true "I'm not mad, just disappointed" bit, she says "It's not like I killed someone." This time. Plus 8.

His lecture was a real deterrent for at least 12 hours. Minus 4.

Wait, was JWoww wearing a "Free Snooki" tank top? Plus 7.

JWoww and Tom argue via the duck. It's only going to get worse. Minus 4.

Ronnie and Sammi are sound asleep and therefore silent. Niiiiice! Plus 5.

They'll wake up at some point between now and the end of time. Minus 5.

Deena tags along with the guys and fits in well, complimenting a girl's chest, letting a girl do a shot off her stomach, allowing a girl to grind on her ass and so on. They may want to rename their crew MVPD. Plus 10.

FUN WITH FLIP VIDEOS: What else is that thing good for?

JWoww, Pauly D and Vinny shoot flip-cam videos. See above. Plus 9.

Snooki gem #1: "Every time I get really excited, like if we go to a club, I have to poop my pants. If we go to a party, I have to poop my pants, if I go on a date, I have to poop my pants." So Snooki and fecal waste are inseparable. Minus 7.

Snooki gem #2: "This is the things I think I’m addicted to: Bronzer, boys and alcohol. I’m f@#ked up." Yes, this is pretty much the things, Snook. Plus 6.

Fake Ronnie is just as much of a sleaze as Real Ronnie. Minus 4.

Plus 8 for Vinny's line in which he says getting to "hang out with Ron while he's with Sam" is the best of both worlds, though. Funny and likely true.

(DUCK) CALLING IT OFF: JWoww and Tom break up.

Deena and Dean get in the tub and molest each other. The next day, Sammi says, "Men are pigs." Deena: "He [indecipherable] last night, so." Huh? Eh, Plus 5.

Real Ron on JWoww hypocrisy: "She sees her ex-boyfriend, then calls her boyfriend, but I'm the dirtbag? She's just a shady bitch." He's way worse. Minus 6.

JWoww ends it with Tom Lippolis, saying he basically drove her into the arms of Roger Williams. Plus 8, since unlike Sam, she clearly means the word "done."

Dude stole JWoww nude pictures! Dirtbag. Minus 7.

Plus 13 for Snooki and JWoww's friendship. They may be trashy at times (or all the time), but there is a genuineness that we really relate to and appreciate.

On Jersey Shore After Dark, JWoww says Tom was an abusive control freak who "threw her down the stairs" because he found clothes in her luggage that weren't "acceptable." Does she wear anything that is acceptable? It's JWoww! Minus 10.

Bonus Plus 7 for an episode generally free of Sammi opening her mouth, and for a little breather from The Situation's antics, much as we love the guy.

TOTAL: +27. SEASON TOTAL: +104.


THG

Celebrity Pictures With The Cast Of Jersey Shore

 Celebrity Pictures With The Cast Of Jersey Shore

Tonight’s the big night – Jersey Shore season 3 debut’s on MTV – will you be watching!? The cast members were out in full force making an appearance this morning on Good Morning America.

I did notice that Snooki wasn’t there though – maybe she’s busy working on her brand! The stars certainly look excited for their season premiere though – I can’t believe that they are so mainstream now that they are on Good Morning America! Just when we thought that maybe their 15 minutes was up!

I will admit I am excited for the premiere tonight just to see what kind of drama will happen with the cast members this time! Will you be tuning in?

 

Study: 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom Increase Awareness, Reduce Teen Pregnancy Rates

MTV makes a killing promoting debauchery among dumbass kids.

Watch these Jersey Shore clips and you won't argue that. But according to a new study, two programs on the network may actually benefit society.

America's teen birth rate plummeted in 2009 after rising from 2005 to 2007, and experts say 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom open youths' eyes.

Teen Mom's Maci Bookout and son Bentley.

 Study: 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom Increase Awareness, Reduce Teen Pregnancy Rates

THG recently debated whether Teen Mom glorifies teen pregnancy.

According to The National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy, it may do the reverse, as 82 percent of teens say the shows help them understand the challenges of pregnancy and parenthood - and why they should avoid it.

"Entertainment media is one of the nation's favorite punching bags, but it can be and often is a force for good," says group spokesman Bill Albert.

"Some critics say these shows glamorize teen pregnancy, but our survey data shows that's not the case — that not only do they not glamorize it, but teens who have seen it suggest it makes the realities of teen parenthood more real to them."

It's true ... Amber Portwood is basically a living, breathing deterrent.

Chronicling the travails of teen moms and dads through rocky relationships and the emotional swings of having a baby, 16 and Pregnant debuted in 2009.

Its spinoff, Teen Mom, has followed the cast in subsequent months and years. MTV just released a trailer for Teen Mom 2, featuring a new crop of moms.

While it remains to be seen if the success (and paydays) of the original cast members send the opposite message going forward, this is encouraging.

A positive message getting across. From MTV. A Christmas miracle?

The Cast Of Jersey Shore Makes Barbara Walters 10 Most Fascinating People List!

 The Cast Of Jersey Shore Makes Barbara Walters 10 Most Fascinating People List!

I guess this means that their 15 minutes isn’t quite up yet! The cast of Jersey Shore has some new bragging rights now that they’ve been named to Barbara Walters’s annual list of the Top 10 Most Fascinating People of the Year. Looks like hair gel and spray tan is still popular! I wonder if they taught Barbara Walters to fist pump?

In addition to Snooki and The Situation, there are a few other surprises on Barbara’s list as well. Justin Bieber made the list (really?), so did Betty White, Sandra Bullock, new princess to-be Kate Middleton (of course), LeBron James, Jennifer Lopez (why?) and Sarah Palin (fascinating, really?). According to E! Online the other 2 list makers won’t be revealed until the show airs next week.


Now don’t get me wrong, there have always been people I don’t agree with who have made the list – but the cast of Jersey Shore!? Really?  I admit that I do watch the show but fascinating isn’t a word I would use to describe the cast!

So, who do you think the other 2 are who will make the list? There have been a lot of celebrities in the news this year, but does that make them fascinating? And what do you think of Barbara’s list so far?

'Jersey' JWoww to pose for 'Playboy'?

Jersey Shore star Jenni 'JWoww' Farley

 

Jersey Shore star Jenni 'JWoww' Farley has reportedly hinted that she could be posing for Playboy.

According to E! Online's Marc Malkin, the MTV star has revealed that she is in negotiations to strip for an upcoming issue of the legendary men's magazine.

"Final offer is standing. Hopefully, it will go through," she is quoted as saying.

JWoww added that her pictorial would likely appear in the magazine before the end of the year, although admitted that she had yet to discuss how much she would be revealing in the shoot.

The 25-year-old recently attended the MTV Video Music Awards with her show castmates, and later joked that she had bumped into Justin Timberlake backstage wearing only a bikini as she prepared for her segment.

Jersey Shore continues next Thursday at 10pm on MTV. (taheena)

Snooki And 'Jersey Shore' Girls Party Hard Despite Lawsuit

Here's Snooki, J-Woww, and Deena Cortese enjoy some mid-afternoon drinks with their bodyguard (that's the guy in the black shirt). It looks like they got bored drinking out of glasses (or pretty drunk) and started drinking them off of J-Woww (take a look at some of the pictures below). Goodness!

They don't seem at all worried about the lawsuit that was filed against them (and the rest of the 'Jersey Shore' cast) by a woman who's suing them for assault, according to Radar Online.

The claimant, who filed her suit using her initials J.P., says that four security guards employed by the show threw her to the ground following a heated argument with Snooki.

J.P.'s attorney Eugene Lavernge of New Jersey says her chin was cut and she now has a scar from the incident, reported APP.com.

The incident occurred last September, the same night Ronnie knocked a man unconscious. That man, Stephen Ortiz, is suing MTV and the show's producers.

Something tells me they're making so much money, these type of lawsuits are worth the risk. It will be really unfortunate if someone gets seriously injured, though. (imnotobsessed)

Photos by FAME

Jersey Shore Gang...Shots All Around!

Pacific Coast News

Radaronline :    Snooki, J-WOWW, Deena and the guys spent Saturday afternoon in a bar -- where else? -- and RadarOnline.com has pictures of their wild drinking marathon.

The cast traveled all the way from Seaside Heights to Point Pleasant Beach, NJ (about 20 minutes) to try out a new bar, Jenkinson's Pavilion, with new fans, and they didn't disappoint.

Sammi Giancola Bolts Jersey Shore After FINALLY Learnin' About Ronnie Magro Creepin'!

The rest of us have known about it for weeks, but Jersey Shore star Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola reportedly left the show late last week after watching some early Season Two episodes that reveal Ronnie Magro creepin' on random hoes.

As we've seen pretty much all season so far, Ron has been getting absolutely rip$h!t drunk, mauling any grenade or land mine in sight, then crawling back in bed with Sammi. It's an ugly situation. He's extremely dirty and she's pretty naive.

At least until the cast watched the complete second season while shooting the recap last week and Sammi finally saw just how hard Ronnie cheated on her.

Sammi somehow no idea Ronnie was cheating, despite the fact that a camera crew documents his every move and would obviously bust him eventually.

Ronnie Magro and Sammi Giancola from Jersey Shore make an interesting pair. They are pretty annoying, frankly, but keep things on edge with their constant drama.

I'M DONE: We've heard that 406 times before, but now ...

“Sammi was angry and hurt by everyone,” a source close to the Jersey Shore cast said. “She couldn't believe Ronnie did this and the girls hadn't really told her. She just couldn't stay living with the person who did this to her, so she moved out.”

Hard to blame her. The South Beach exploits of Ronnie Magro are epic.

Seriously, we've seen drunken debauchery before, but this guy gets so plowed he can't see straight, would hook up with a stray dog if it showed interest, drops f-bombs and c-bombs on his girl repeatedly, then goes to bed with her.

Pretty awesome, if you can get past how awful it is.

The current third season is being filmed back in Jersey with a few weeks to go. Will Sammi return or leave for good? It's unclear now, but she's really hurt.

“She had to find out in front of everyone that her boyfriend was lying to her and treating her like hell,” the source said. “If he didn't want to be with her, why do that on national TV? He embarrassed her in front of 5.5 million people.”

Pretty much.  (thehollywoodgossip)

Snooki, J-Woww Promote Jersey Shore Soundtrack

Get ready to beat up the beat.

Snooki and J-Woww, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley, a.k.a. the really short, orange girl and the behemoth with the enormous fake boobs from Jersey Shore, posed for the cameras at the Jersey Shore Soundtrack Album Release Party this week.

That's gonna be an awesome soundtrack, for sure ... this gang requires the right kind of tunes to go absolutely wild on the boardwalk. Which they will do again, beginning July 29 on MTV (follow the link to peep the Jersey Shore Season 2 trailer).

The real question, of course, is ...

Who would you rather ... (thehollywoodgossip)